Our Filipino maid asked for a pay increase. My Wife was a bit irritated by this and decided to talk to her about it.
She asked: "Now Maria, how can you justify a pay increase ?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me ?"
Maria: "Jor Husband say so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me ?"
Maria: "Jor Husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The third reason I deserve a raise is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife: (really furious now) "And I suppose my Husband told you that as well ?"
Maria: "No Señora . . . . the gardener did."
Wife: "Oh, right, so just how much of a raise would you like ?"
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