WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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