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The Prejudiced Golf Club

January 29, 2012

Wit of the Scots

An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf.

So, he puts his name down at the local club.

After a week, he receives a message that his application has been turned down.

So, he goes down to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, Jock.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts. Scot: Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts? Scot: Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew? Scot: Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised? Scot: Aye, I be that, too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that. Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen. I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus, but this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.


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