He said to me; "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it." So I said to him; "Well, you wear pants, don't you !"
He said to me; "Shall we try swapping positions tonight ?" So I said; "That's a great idea, you stand over the hob & sink, while I lie on the sofa and fart !"
He said to me; "What have you done with all the grocery money I gave you ?" So I said to him; "Just turn sideways and have a look in the mirror !"
He said to me; "Why don't women blink during foreplay ?" So I said to him; "They don't get time !"
He said to me; "Just how many men does it take to change a toilet roll ?" So I said to him; "I don't know, it's never happened !"
He said to me; "Why is it so difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking ?" So I said to him; "They all have boyfriends already !"
He said to me; "What do you call a woman who knows exactly where her Husband is every night ?" So I said to him; "A widow !"
He said to me; "Why are married women always heavier than single women ?" So I said to him; "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge !"
SHOW THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.
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