Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go out to a club and pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill and so he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers and a little social excitment. Spiderman told him that he had a date with Catwoman.
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder woman lying naked on her bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex and be out again before she even knew what was happening.'
So Superman took advantage of the situation, did his Superman thing in a split-second and flew off happy and satisfied with himself.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said; "Did you hear something ?"
"No", replied the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell !
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